Thursday, September 4, 2014

Biden Tells Celebrity Hackers: "We Will Follow Them To The Gates of Hell"

PORTSMOUTH NAVAL YARD, N.H. — (TYDN) Vice President Joe Biden issued a sharp warning to those who hacked and then leaked the nude photos of women celebrities over the weekend, saying Thursday they will have to answer for their actions, TheYellowDailyNews has learned.

"They should know we will follow them to the gates of hell until they are brought to justice," a triumphant Biden said as he thumped his chest to hundreds of onlookers at a naval yard here in Portsmouth. "Because hell is where they will reside. Hell is where they will reside."

Vice President Joe Biden won't tolerate another nude actress photo leak. Photo: Center for American Progress/TYDN
Analysts suggested Biden's jingoism was in response to President Barack Obama announcing earlier that he didn't have a strategy to defeat those who hacked into the iPhones of actresses Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and others. The hacker or hackers published online nude photos obtained from the actresses' cloud accounts, nearly buckling the world's Internet servers over the Labor Day weekend.

Biden, for his part, described the perpetrators as "barbarians," and vowed that Americans would not be frightened or intimidated by the heinous acts perpetuated against the A-grade celebrities.

"We came back after 9/11. We dusted ourselves off and we made sure that Osama bin Laden would never, ever again threaten the American people," said the vice president, who is mulling a 2016 presidential bid. "We came back Boston strong, blaming no one but resolve to be certain that this didn't happen again."

"As a nation, we're united, and when people harm Americans, we don't retreat," he later said at the Naval yard here. "We don't forget."

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